Some general rules from Fresher’s Fortnight at
Disclaimer: I do not claim to have any personal experience of the following
DO NOT:
Go ANYWHERE until you discover when the cheapest buses are and where from.
Abandon your flatmates.
Buy little food regularly. Buy enough for a week and MAKE IT LAST.
Try living off tuna.
Pull people because you can/you’re ‘supposed to’ in Fresher’s week.
Buy/eat things as a reward for something/to cheer yourself up.
Take out more cash than you need.
Let the IT people get away with not helping you!
Lose your virginity in a fit of passion perhaps disguising excitement at your new-found freedom.
Become the person everyone wants to get drunk (it basically means you make them feel better about themselves because you’re a dick).
Start smoking.
Give in to any form of peer pressure.
Presume you understand your timetable.
Ignore your fresher’s flu. Fix it! Benylin saves social lives.
Get a double unless someone else is buying.
Go out late with no coat/jumper. Sure, it’s warmer than home, but it’s still Autumn. And it rains.
Settle for the closest food store. Find the cheapest!
Snack while waiting for your pasta/rice to cook. You will eat EVERYTHING.
Let your appetite balloon due to middle-of-the-day boredom.
Drink so much that you feel immune to alcohol until you reach a particular cut-off point when you suddenly realise you’re about to puke.
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