General oo!

Heheheh yes I just re-read that last post.

Had an ace lecture today with a new lecturer and got my new timetable which I may or may not colour code later.

I now have the Montagues and Capulets theme from the Romeo and Juliet ballet in my head. That's how purposefully random that lecture was.

Woo! We're working on narrative - my bestest area! Character creation and development (I am now the proud creator of a hen named Laetitia who was once human but had a tiff with her genetic engineer husband), story and plot, blah-dy blah.

I taught Lizzie Sykes something.
She was like 'how do people generate ideas?' and I was like 'ahem-ahem. well, some authors prefer to write either very early in the morning or very late at night, because that is when they are the most in touch with their subconscious. thank you, I'll be here until christmas,' and she was like 'whoa, whoa, hold the phone there, what was that?' and I was like 'yeah, you heard me'.

Well, that's how it went in my mind.

And then Jonathan told me he'd just imagined me with udders and it kind of replaced my ego-boost moment with one of those moments when you just think 'whaaat?'.

Yeah, someone else is leaving my floor now! That's two! Is it the smell of marijuana? 'Cos I'm pretty much immune to that now.
Don't get me wrong, that shit ain't ever getting into MY body.

Hmm, what else? Oh yeah, I think we're getting our new briefs tomorrow.
Yeah, that's right, BRIEFS. I'm a grown up, I can say it without laughing. I can also say the words 'shaft', 'crevasse', 'cock' and 'gash'.
They are all perfectly clean words. They are in the dictionary. Their definitions are 100% clean.

Da ting is, showcasing our work won't actually be as exciting as we expect, 'cos we've seen most of 'em online before the event. Like me and all the previous Harry Potter movies.

Hmm. Nothing else to say really.

Oh yeah!!! Man this caused me to make serious lol.
On the third floor of Weymouth House, there is an office, with a sign outside in the same format as any of the other offices. However, if you look very closely, you'll see that the name on it is 'Billy Nomates', and the contact e-mail is 'lonr@bournemouth.ac.uk')

Genius.

Anyway, with that happy thought, I will leave you so I can go and get more food and hopefully talk to my mum about how to resolve the cock-uppage of the end of term, because somehow I'm going to find myself in London.

Much Love

xxx

Oh yeah, and the IT Crowd's back on! Yay!